Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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