I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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