is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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