I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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