i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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