This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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