grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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