I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
