on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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