So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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