what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm passing your future prison.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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