Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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