Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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