dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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