this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
