"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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