What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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