Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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