is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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