break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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