Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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