Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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