we have officially lost it.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
