just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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