She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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