who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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