Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
COCAINE IS GR8
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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