Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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