I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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