Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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