When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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