exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
That's how pantless uber rides happen
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My life is pants optional.
Randomize
