SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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