i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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