he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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