Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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