Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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