scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
