defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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