why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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