Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Shame - the story of my life.
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