I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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