Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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