To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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