uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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