so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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