I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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