FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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