How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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