But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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